Naga Chilli Vodka - 100,000 Scovilles

This is horror! Horror! What the hell have they created... I'll tell you what they created, they created a monster called Naga Chilli Vodka! They filled a demijohn with vodka and poured in so much Naga Jolokia chili that nothing was left in the demijohn but darkness, just darkness. They let the chili steep to spread its flavor, color, and deadly fire into the vodka and bottled the result.

Naga Chilli Vodka is made from high-quality vodka that is actually so spicy that the bottle must be sealed in such a way that you have to cut it open. Once cut, you access the fiery pleasure inside. It’s perfect for daredevils and showing off.

Every proper chili product comes with a warning, and here it is for the vodka. By purchasing this bottle, you agree that:

1) You understand the warning that this product contains an extreme amount of heat and must be handled responsibly.

2) You will consume this product at your own risk, and if you gift this product, the recipient will be made aware of the potential dangers in case of irresponsible use or handling.

3) The seller and manufacturer of this product bear no responsibility for injury or other harm resulting from improper use and purchase of this product, whether for personal consumption or for gifting to another person. You acknowledge and unconditionally agree to this fact.

4) You are not under the influence of alcohol nor suffer from mental illness and are fully capable of making a rational decision regarding the purchase of this product.

Color: terrifying with brown-red reflections from hell
Aroma: oh my goodness, this thing smells like pure evil, just like the blood of Satan himself. The chili aroma is so penetrating that just a whiff will make your eyes water.
Taste: well, actually it’s not that bad... Wait... That’s it... Burning sensation... Oh God, please, no...
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